Remember When Cannabis Was Simple?
Back when strains had names you could pronounce and effects you could count on. When a dime bag lasted all weekend and nobody needed a PhD to understand terpene profiles. Dad Weed brings back the legendary genetics that built cannabis culture – no hype, no crazy names, just the authentic smoke that proved quality beats flash every time.
CommCan is proud to introduce our Dad Weed collection: five timeless strains grown with modern techniques but old-school soul. These aren’t your 30% THC space rockets – they’re the comfortable classics that let you function, laugh, and actually remember the movie you just watched.
What Makes Dad Weed Different?
💪 Reasonable THC: High-teens to low-twenties – get high, not obliterated
💰 Honest Pricing: Just $30 per eighth because good weed shouldn’t break the bank
🏆 Proven Effects: These strains earned their reputation over decades, not Instagram
Meet the Dad Weed Family
Cheese
INDICAThe kind of dank your old man kept in a shoebox. Famous for its unmistakable aroma and powerful indica effects that hit like they used to. When that stoney wave hits, you’ll understand why this classic never went out of style.
Mexican Sativa
SATIVAThe smoke that fueled the Summer of Love. Bright, energizing, and clear as a bell – this is what sativas used to be before everyone started chasing THC percentages. Pure creative spark without the paranoia.
Skunk
INDICAThe strain that made hiding your stash impossible. Its unmistakable pungent aroma traveled through walls and sealed bags, becoming the stuff of legend. Perfect balance of mental energy and body ease.
Haze
SATIVAThe holy grail of head highs that made waiting 16 weeks to flower worth it. Legendary cerebral buzz with spicy-citrus punch. When you want that classic head trip without modern super-sativa anxiety.
Kush
INDICAThe heavyweight champion that taught a generation what “couch lock” meant. Heavy, no-nonsense stone with earthy flavors. When you want deep relaxation without hybrid confusion, Kush delivers.
Ready to Smoke Like Your Old Man?
All Dad Weed strains now available at CommCan dispensaries
Just $30 per eighth
Grown with pride at our state-of-the-art facility in Medway, Massachusetts.
Because sometimes, dad really does know best.
Find Dad Weed at Your Local CommCan
Dad Weed: Classic strains, timeless highs, honest prices. Make dad proud.
